Profile
Malva
HE/HIM born in the 1400s.
Marguerite
SHE/HER also born in the 1400s.
ABOUT MALVA
SPECIES:
Strigoi (Arch Vampire)
OCCUPATIONS:
Retired
LIKES:
Family, Refreshing Breezes, Train Rides, Flowery Meadows, The Smell of Sea Salt, Stained glass, Long Capes
DISLIKES:
Interstate Highway Systems, Pretentious People, Minimalism, Tourist Traps, Assumptions, Loud/Dance Music
HOBBIES:
Travel, Mixology, Guitar, Painting & Sketching, Witchcraft, Jewelry Making
ABOUT MARGUERITE
SPECIES:
Strigoi (Arch Vampire)
OCCUPATION:
Retired
LIKES:
Family, Starry Nights, Landscape Paintings, Snow, Cold Baths, Fancy Tea-Sets, Mountains, Otters, Pearls, Styling Hair (not anything crazy though)
DISLIKES:
Talking, Loud noises, Harsh light, Motion Sickness, Pretentious People, Showers (she's one of those vampires that are vulnerable to running water), Lacking Lips
HOBBIES:
Travel, Sketching, Wittling, Other Forms of Woodworking
BIOGRAPHY
This inseparable pair created humanity’s greatest evil, and also Camellia too. You may know them more for the “creating Primula” part, but to most people, this is just a random elderly couple. That are scary vampires. They do have a LITTLE bit of fame, as through all their life they’ve been traveling. Due to this, myths of a vampire couple travels throughout the world, yet details remain fuzzy and change as they do. That, along with their lack of consistency lead people to question their existence at all. Unfortunately that fame is mostly among humans, as “a pair of vampires that go to places sometimes and on occasion they have a kid with them” isn’t that impressive. Not even a little… Maybe their age is impressive, but most chalk it up to cowardness. Fortunately, they don’t value the opinions of others, and they WANT to live long and stay out of trouble.
Malva does most of the talking, and he makes sure to add a lot of “forsooths” and “thous” and “____eths” to his sentences to make sure you KNOW he’s old. Flowery words and ancient words, you’ll rarely see him speak in any other way.
Now Marguerite, you’ll rarely see her speak at all. At least if you’re a stranger. That's probably why she married him. Cause he talks for her. Now to family, she keeps her words simple, and she’s straight to the point.Maybe you could say she's too busy thinking of other things, but what does she have to think about? "oh that mountain was pretty" yeah right. Look at those vacant eyes and tell me she's thinking. Don't. You'd be lying.
HOW OTHERS FEEL ABOUT THEM
PRIMULA:
Back when I was a bigger deal, people questioned how horribly could I be raised that I turned out the way I am; the answers kinda underwhelming cause they're both losers who didn't let me buy porn mags when I was 15 >:/ They couldn't stop me, but I wish they did cause they were ALL REALLY BORING.. I'd blame it on most of them being written by humans, but I checked and the vampire ones from that era were ALSO LAME!!! Wait, this was supposed to be about my parents.. Uh, they're cool I guess.
CAMMY:
If I want my mom to leave me alone when i'm trying to use the internet I turn on Super Monkey Ball and she will immediately leave the room.
KUSUMA:
Sometimes when you're best friends with someone long enough, their parents adopt you.
BUD:
BARK! (THEIR HOUSE IS SO CONBFUSING)
POINSETTIA:
Hm, a cute little love story, but that's all their reputation is! Which is probably why people haven't figured out that THEY'RE the ones who plagued the world with our dearest Primula. What's really interesting though is that they probably COULD be entertaining, they just don't want to! No one lives that long without getting into trouble, even if you're the most spineless unoffensive coward! However.. that's just my speculation.
