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[REDACTED] is a strange- Rude. -oookay we're doing this. Hold on lemme switch colors here so the black on some themes won't be too close to your blue aaand cool. Y'know what, while we're at it, why don't you take the lead? This page is about you, after all.

Alright, fine. Since you apparently think these people are blind,- Bitch you know I just like reiterating things with your world- I've got a fish tail, wings, and horns. Broke a horn ages ago, though someone can't settle on how, so don't worry about it. Don't have a name, don't need a name, do not refer to me. Call him whatever, you probably won't hit his name. Remember when we had people guess? I'm still not over London. Shut up. You have got to admit London was a funny guess. If that gets you to shut up about it, sure, whatever. London was funny.

I've been stuck in a void outside of existence for god knows how long.Do you seriously not remember or is this a timeline thing? Timeline. What are we working with here anyway? Is this one where I'm out already? Uhh no..? Love the confidence there. Shut upp your canon is hard to work with. Whatever, I can just cover it all. Sometimes I'm still stuck there, sometimes I'm out in the normal world- sorry, you call it Tattered, right? Yep! Stupid name. Dude, you know I was like 13 when that stuck. You were there. Still stupid. Anyway, sometimes there's a weird grey area where I'm in and out? You deal with that one actually it's your stupid mess. Yeah, fair. So, like he said, he's in or he's out, but sometimes I really can't decide so I uh. Kinda torture him on accident? He'll get little breaks for like an hour and then it's right back to the void. Sometimes I do the inverse where other people or things will pop into his void for a little bit and then disappear. Oh, hey, segue! Give them the lore! Gonna need to be a bit more specific. The blog!!

Of course. The blog. So, picture this: the year is 2016, and Clover here has just discovered the concept of an ask blog from comic dubs on YouTube. They don't yet know what Tumblr is, but they have access to a virtual pet site with art forums. As any 11 year old would, they conclude an art forum is the perfect place to host an ask blog. So they grab the edgiest cat they know, throw him in the void, and force him to interact with the public. It was awful. It wasn't that bad, dude. You had fun! You made me into an Undertale oc on a whim. Look man I never said the old lore was good. We have retconned so much. Because I'm not allowed to escape the past you made me go through, I still have that ratty ass teddy bear someone gave me back then. He won't admit it, but he actually really loves that thi- OKAY! We are moving on! To the next topic!

I'm sure our dear readers have picked up on this already, but I am aware of things beyond my world. I know I'm an OC, and I'm okay with that. This bastard likes me too much to do anything too needlessly cruel to me, even if I exist to suffer. Okay, dramatic much? Yeah you got voided but you're mostly fine. Don't start with me. You're talking to the cat who can expose just how many of your OCs are based on Sans Undertale AUs. You wouldn't dare. Oh yeah? You didn't even change Slash's name until 2021! You straight up just called him- ALRIGHT, I'm sure the people are very interested in the self aware thing! Fine, fine, I'll play nice. As "the people" can surely tell, we banter quite a bit when the means actually allow me to speak. Little bitch refuses to speak without his shade of blue, everyone point and laugh! You still haven't even changed Raven's name. That's just what the Sans was called. ...point taken. Continue. I can assure you, reader, I am not "real" as you are. I am real to myself, and to this asshole I regrettably must call my creator, but I know I do not truly exist. I've been asked if I'm a system several times because of this dude. I fear if I was and he entered the Real World I would simply not survive his level of hating. He would bully me so hard for it. I would!

That should be everything covered, right? Looks like it. Alright then. How do you plan on closing this out? Oh, that's easy! Like this: