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4/22/18. Digital Time-blood, opaque variant. (Ring-tailed lemur.) Chill dude with nice eyeliner. Usually out and about the town. Weasels into wine tastings to totally ruin the mood. Mmm, grapey. Wine's actually his drink of choice, so he is also cheating (and will steal some while he's there). Tight clothing because he's not about snagging on stuff. A (mostly) petty thief that spends a lot of time window shopping for later ;) Has a surprising tendency to catch other crimes in the act, but he ain't no snitch. Always keeps one weapon and a pocketknife on his person just in case. Sweet talker with a lot of comebacks. Firm believer that the way to anybody's heart is through food. When hanging around people, he may subtly give them food. For example, he'll insist they taste something or pretend he's so full, gosh (*shirt is full of breadsticks*). He is absolutely certain this makes a person like him faster. And trusting people's pockets are easier to pick, haha. Which he totally wouldn't d-oh, look, a wallet. Owns a lil house which is crammed full of hidden stolen stuff. Mostly hidden. If you don't count every single piece of furniture, that's stolen. Appliances too. Most items are noticeably easier to carry so he can get away with it. That's why there's three mini-fridges on the counter instead of one big fridge. Clicks tongue and finger guns
