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MY son?! I just fucking got here!
Your son just ran out the back door.
[Standing on the back porch] HEY- you're not going to greet me?! Get back here-
[Heard Whitman's white pickup truck approaching before he even looked up and saw it through the living room window. Exclaimed "Oh, fuck-" and instinctively jumped over the back of the couch and ran out of the living room straight out the back door, and is already all the way across the lawn hopping the chain link fence into the neighbors yard by the time Whitman makes it to the backyard]