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he/him!

17 years old

gay asexual

believes any conspiracy theory involving aliens

”They’re real guys, just wait and see, you won’t be laughing when they finally take over planet Earth.”

spends hours watching videos on proof of their existence

doesn’t get enough sleep

his favorite song is Highway Steam by Hooded Fang

he’s spotted Zeezar the alien and her alien kittens, but he’s awful at taking photos, so he takes blurry photos and nobody believes him

he’s clumsy and forgetful but can easily memorize all sorts of “alien facts”

he likes to go camping in the woods