Dr. Copperstone

Dr. Copperstone is certainly one individual! This is not really a complement. Xe fits the bill of a “mad inventor” very well, often hyperfixating on whatever strange new invention xe’s making at the moment. Xe can and will take anything you say to xem as inspiration for a new robot or mechanical weapon of destruction, so maybe it’s better not to engage… if you can, because xe’s so LOUD. Almost every sentence xe says is more like a screech than it is actually talking, and it gets grating really fast. Not only that, but if you try to convince xem that some invention that xe’s making is a bad idea that might blow up in xyr face, xe just will not listen. Xe’ll just shout at you about how wrong you are, and then immediately face the consequences by proving you 100% right. Do you think that this would teach xem some sort of lesson? Well… no. Some people say that repeating actions and expecting different results is the definition of “mad,” and if that’s the case, that’s just another reason to call xem a “mad inventor.” Xe will just try again tomorrow or next week, and it’ll all just blow up in xyr face again, whether it be literal or metaphorical. Maybe xe’s just unlucky?