Jane Doe

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name jane doe.
gender cis woman.
pronouns she/her.
orientation unlabelled.
age 24.
birthday april 24th.
s.o/duo n/a.
measurements 5'8" - 144lbs.
talent door-to-door salesman.
role ??? | ???
Theme
Thank you for calling Open Book, this is Jane speaking, how may I help you?
Is this a real person?
Are you looking for a new home security set-up today?
Are you a real person?
I can get you a quote for the price as soon as you answer a few questions.
Can you say you're a real person?
Maybe we have a bad connection.
Please tell me you're a real person.
I'm sorry about that.
CALL TERMINATED.
Extroverted Introverted
Instinctive Calculated
Polite Sassy
Deceptive Sincere
Indifferent Emotional
Reserved Affectionate
Lone wolf Team player
Charisma
Courage
Loyalty
Intellect
Patience
Kindness
mbti intj.
alignment lawful evil.
leading trait perfect.
biggest flaw unsettling.

Design notes

  • Jane has middle-parted dark brown hair that is style in a curled bob. Her hair reaches the nape of her neck and fans out from there. She has two neat locs of hair framing her face. She always wears a yellow headband that keeps her hair neat.
  • She wears an unbuttoned 60s style shirtwaist dress, shrugged down over her shoulders. Under it is an orange sleeveless blouse.
  • Jane accessorizes with pearl earrings, a pale yellow ascot, an even set of two gold bangles on either wrist, and an orange earpiece. She wears orange lipstick to match orange painted nails.
  • For shoes, she wears a pair of orange and brown rollerskates. There are pale brown ribbons on the back that flutter when she skates. Her knee socks have cut outs on her knees.
  • Overall, Jane has a thin body-type with small breasts and hips. Her legs are very long. She has extremely symmetrical features, including a button nose and two beauty marks on either eye. She has sanpaku eyes, which should be drawn without any shine at all.

I am real and you are not.

TALENT

KNOCK, KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? It's Jane Doe! The stand up, perfect representative of Open Book, a company that is willing to sell you anything that you might just buy. Ranging from home improvement to home security, Jane has a product for anyone at an affordable price! Being a door-to-door salesman isn't easy — but for a person as diligent as she is, the charisma comes easy. Jane knows how to talk to people, how to sell to them, and everything they could ever want, making her at the top of Open Book's sales charts for as long as their records can remember.

Jane has become something of a spokesperson for her company, as time went on — starting off as a telemarketer and working her way to the top, you can still hear her sweet voice when dialing Open Book, and when you eventually are put on hold.

PERSONALITY

Jane is seemingly perfect: she's smart, she's charismatic, she's pretty, and she's driven. Her voice is soothing, her company is always appreciated, and, most important of all, she's seemingly devoid of flaw. On top of this, it's rare that she gets agitated or over-emotional at all — she takes everything in stride, always seeking out new ventures.

...But, it must be said that this perfection makes Jane odd. She has a flat tone, doesn't talk about herself, and only seems to care about others, as if she's just trying to make her next sale. In all seriousness, Jane's personality is just plain cold, for despite her gregarious nature, she hardly is able to support it with heart. Everything seems distant, a front, and even with all her perfections, Jane plainly raises hair on the back of people's necks, almost otherworldly.

hometown sunnyvale, ca.
ethnicity white.
zodiac taurus.

trope uncanny valley girl.
d.e. skill logic.
animal monarch butterfly.

voice claim ellen mcclain
playlist ♪♫♪

fave food honey toast.
fave drink black coffee.

various trivia

  • jane was inspired by the backrooms! she's supposed to give off a weird vibe of something being just... off about her.
  • her glasses are not actually prescriptioned! the lenses are popped out. she just liked the look.
  • jane is very fond of animals with natural symmetrical patterns. and anything really, but the natural bit is impressive to her.
  • she always wears an earpiece because when she is not working door-to-door, she is almost always handling phones.
Likes
  • stocks and bonds
  • worker bees
  • pleated skirts
  • symmetry
Dislikes
  • paid lunch breaks
  • late trains
  • bad signal
  • slackers
Hobbies
  • working overtime
  • antique collecting
  • long walks
  • tennis

Relationships

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