Aphrodite's Links
"Well he's a brat. Picking on him can be funny, really. And now that he's stopped being so awfully narcissistic, he's kinda bearable." He shugs and smiles before returning to Ares.
Ugh !! He's- He's an awful bitch, that's what I think ! And sometimes, out of the blue, he'll be all gentle and kind... ! Then he'll find some way to piss me off with his doves or his ass... ! We get it, you're gay... ! You've got your brainless warrior, keep it, stop moaning so loud that I can't sleep, and leave MY man alone !
"That was great~" He snikers. "And he's so kiiinnnd~ very helpful." He smiles for a moment and- something pops up into his mind for a second. "And... sometimes reliable."
This very handsome man not straight at all is all mine, mine, mine, and mine only~ his dick only fits in that pretty ass, so, don't you try to get it, else I'll curse you then fuck with him in front of you~
... Alright. Don't fucking touch him. No, don't even fucking look at him. I'll end anyone who does that and I'll make it long and painful. AND IF ANYONE STARTS TELLING ME I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT I'LL FUCKING FUCK APHRODITE IN FRONT OF THEM YOU HEAR ME ?!
"Daddy's in love. DADDY'S IN LOVE !! HAAH !!" He squeals and runs around the room. "FINALLY !!"
OH BY GAIA ! He finally managed to get that Ares inside his pants ! Finally ! It was about time really ! He's a good boy, you know... Well, he tends to have really bad reactions to rejection but... ! Other than that, he's great ! Horny. Which is always pleasant, especially now that he's got someone for good.
"Sure, he's cute, but now that I have Ares...!~" He shrugs. "Plus... I'm lettin' him to the little Sun. He deserves love, after allll these horrors that happened to him." He looks at a jar full of bright hearts. And smiles soflty. "... and they seem to do perfectly well~"
"I mean- I'm so fucking glad he finally got fucked by Ares. Now he lets Apollo and I be... BUT." He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. "... BUT, they're sooooooo noisy we can barely sleep and Apollo NEEDS to rest at night." He pauses. "So that'd be good if they could- just move everything in Ares' temple."
FOR MY DEFENSE, HE WAS A REALLY GOOD LAY. But he's a goddamn idiot. I swear he has even less gray matters than Ares.
He keeps on picking on me, but I don't care, I won't fall for his ass. NEVER. EVER. AGAIN.
"Hah... Hephaistos. He's so kind with, always has been." He smiles softly and sighed sadly. "... a shame he once fell for me."
"... is Ares other there ? No ?... you never know." He sighs then looks around, just to make sure he's safe. "So. Aphrodite. Pretty and sweet. Here. That's- that's about it."