Belial "Bartholomew" Abrams

Evelin: I love his expression

"Ye I'm totes an angel" "Ye this will totes purify you" "Ye"

Damn I'm imagining him as having a bogan accent 
Butterbly:

"G'day mATE I'm just your friendly guardian angel"

Yeah no prob just strip I mean angel I'm v pure no intentions whatsoever

Evelin: I just want to check u for any bad karma

Oh it seems like u have some devilish aura on you allow me to perform an angelic ritual and rid U of this

Butterbly: Oops totally did not just drag you to hell

Evelin: Nonono this isn't hell
We just have broken aircon

You know how those fixers are, takes ages to fix the aircon

Butterbly: My boss just likes lots of dramatic red lighting

Evelin: Oh that's not screams, it's scary movie day

Butterbly: We also run a film company and were filming something rn

Evelin: And some people are practicing for the local play

Evelin: Yup come straight this way
Oh no, the receptionist is just trying out her Halloween costume
Scary huh? Good job Felicia!
Right now all you need to do is to sign this totes not suspicious book and we'll get you settled into a suite in heaven
Cause this is heaven

Butterbly: 10/10 heaven smell that fresh air

(He probably led the human past some people getting tortured and was like oops better make up smth)

Evelin: What the burning smell?

They're just testing out the kitchen

Did I tell you?

We have top quality food here

Butterbly: Seared scallops on the menu

Evelin: "Scallops"

 "Leg of lamb"

Evelin: ... he has white streaks in his hear and constantly points them out as proof of his angelic-ness

Evelin: Oh yes, he looks positively ANGELIC

 /cackles

Butterbly: I did markings on the skin

Evelin: VERY NICE

//WOLFWHISTLES

Innocent my ass hah!

Butterbly:

 

Markingssssssssss

Also subtle heart on thighs hahahahahahahah

Evelin: What are the blue thingos?

Butterbly: They're supposed to be like Blue jewels Idk if I'm gonna keep them tho

Evelin: I'm trying to figure out where they're attached to

Lmao they kind of look like nip piercings

Butterbly: Do you want to make them nip piercings

Evelin: Is he wearing ... BOOTY SHORTS? DO HE GOT THE BOOTY?

Butterbly: YES HE IS WEARJNG BOOTY SHORTS

that are mildly see through at the sides

Evelin: I thought it was just his wing then I realised that wings don't work like that LMAO

I'm laughing so hard at the thought of him pretending to be an angel while looking like that

 

Make him be able to make his tattoos black or white maybe

And then he can change in between

Butterbly: Like a cuttlefish

Evelin: A cuttlefish AHAHAHAA

Butterbly: (I bet he's ya know Marked By his mate Yup)