Deimos: I'M NOT GAY.
Random Person: But you're clinging onto that guy!!
Deimos: He's my best friend for the love of all good.
Random Person: Sooo stop pretending~
Deimos: Look. I'm straight, IN. TO. WOMAN. This is a promotional poster for the cafe I work in. I asked my best friend to help out by calling up some guys to come pose. Besides my best friend I know no one here. So I had to go somewhere. I had a choice of clinging on to three guys, and one of them was my best friend. I think it's common sense that ANYONE would pick the one they know! It's better than Russian roulette of guys. ALSO I didn't get to choose the positions. My boss did.
Random Person: But.. But.. You two would make the perfect couple.
Deimos: PERFECT COUPLE OF BEST FRIENDS, I AGREE!
Random Person: Are you really straight though?
Deimos: DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT TO YOU?! I AM 100 PERCENT NOT GAY!
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