This silent ex-guru used to be a computer program with the intention of teaching people how to relax. However, it never managed to be released to the public, and the computer this program was made on got a Guru Meditation which caused progress on it to be mostly lost. Some of it even got corrupted and by the time the computer rebooted, the program was nowhere to be found... This program is completely unsure of its goals nor does it know where to go...