"Nice going, Numb Nuts. I'd reply with pictures of your dead grandparents if this wasn't in-person."

Yasha is a very, very mean girl. She grew up on the internet, in a basement, with the only lights her strained eyes could focus on being bright screens. She lives on monster energy and semi-stale chips, and spends much of her time on her laptop and on various social medias where she trolls strangers for no reason other than that she finds it funny. Finding the deep web too boring, she prefers baiting regular people into getting angry at their friends and family, and rerouting drones to her home so she can rewire them into a personal flock to steal food and other things for her.