Dr. Bonesaw

Dr. Phineas Wilhelm Sigleary, better known by his practicing alias Dr. Bonesaw, is his own proudest medical experiment. His heart stopped in 1993 when he tried to install 4 pistons from a car engine, but he found a way around death by periodically chopping off and replacing the parts of his body that die. His body is stitched together using parts from any living creature he can find (it’s usually humans, but his back came from a zebra).

To find more victims generous donors, he runs a shady back-alley doctor’s office that promises not to ask any questions as long as you don’t either. His work consists of either diagnosing ordinary illnesses and treating them in absurd ways (which all work somehow) and giving his patients genetic modifications through impromptu surgery. Most patients walk away from his operating table with less organs than when they came in, if they walk out at all...