" Lets try this again for the last time. My name is Valencia Penalosa. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last two weeks, i've been the one and only Spider-Woman. And I believe you guys know the rest. I try my best to be a good person y'know. I do charity work and stuff. Like help giving animals good homes and the homeless food. I couldn't save my sister. But now, I decide to save the lives of others. And It was all fun and games until I got sucked into this weird portal thing, and now.. I'm here, In the Spider Society. I'm not the happiest about this, but I guess it could be worse. "