Parker

NO . NEVER . NOT A CHANCE!

nonchalant and slightly antisocial, parker is a self-proclaimed internet detective who actively participates in researching missing persons cases in greypit. they are fairly snarky and rude at times, but mean well (think tsundere, but not over the top). when they're not doing deep dives into the mystery of the greypit slasher, they enjoy watching youtuber drama, listening to music, making music, and watching every horror movie imaginable. despite a difficult upbringing, parker is relatively content with their life and only has a small substance usage problem. (it's just weed, bro.) they live with their boyfriend, oliver, as well as their older brother, ransom. when they aren't working at the local guitar shack, they host a podcast with oliver, talking about anything from the latest internet conspiracies and drama, to greypit happenings and the like.