🌺 // Gnarp 👽 (DESERT ODDITY)

[ psychic / ground / steel ]

alien turned wacko conspiracy theorist, even donning the classic tinfoil hat! they figure it's not real... like, there's solid enough evidence that The Thing isn't actually out to get THEM in particular... but just to be safe...

metal spaghetti strainer helmet nicely wrapped in tinfoil for added security, connected by tubes with little glowing bits and bobs displaying gnarp's vitals. their collar has an array of stolen security monitors from various supercenters and police stations, also connected to their brain armor via tubes and wires. they've adopted a more dinosaur-like stance, ready to duke it out with their new pointy dino front claws or get on all fours n book it at the first sign of danger. also t-rex tail and teeth because i said so. ok?