A Single Slice of Cucumber

A Single Slice of Cucumber is a deeply pained individual with a rugged past. Separated from his family at birth with a swift chop of a knife, it was destined to be consumed with a light salad on a fateful Thanksgiving evening. However, in an act of true heroism, it managed to roll off the cutting board at the last second into A Glass of Water, which saved its life. Cucumber has been enamored by the fluid ever since, and now they're truly inseparable.

Qu is, essentially, a nfinite force of nature and God's wrath. He's not quick to anger... but, if you push just the right buttons, you might just find yourself ripped into subatomic particles and suspended in the 87th dimension. Tread with caution around this delicious, watery fiend.