Bobbert
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Profile
| NAME | Bobbert | SPECIES | uh |
| NICKNAMES | Sexiest Man Alive | ETHNICITY | sure |
| GENDER | Male? No one really knows | PRONOUNS | He/Him |
| AGE | a number | HEIGHT | OH YEAH |
| DATE OF BIRTH | when he was born | OCCUPATION | //eyes emoji |
| ORIENTATION | unsure | THEME | ♫ |
| STATUS | Single and ready to mingle | MOODBOARD | ❤ ❤ ❤ |
❥ PERSONALITY
An absolute stud. Watch out ladies (and gentlemen, an all those neither or in between) Bobbert will surely have you falling for him in a heartbeat. He's crazy talented too! This man has been in so many world famous plays, musicals, and movies that he doesn't even have to be casted or invited anymore. He just shows up knowing he has the part. If you don't absolutely fall head over heels in love with Bobbert (in which case you'd be lying) you envy him for his outstanding skills and absolutely hunky appearance.
❥ TASTES
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being in the spotlight
eggs
hot babes
gettin dem coins
why not eels too
spaghettios but only on Tuesdays
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not being in the spotlight, good thing that's never happened
cars that have four tires
that guy
spaghettios, except for on Tuesday
I can't think of one more stupid thing god save me
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❥ CHILDHOOD
Did Bobbert even have a childhood? who knows but this binch was born fabulous
❥ ADOLESCENCE
Bobbert was already an absolute major hottie before puberty, puberty just made him irrisistable.
Don't even touch him he's too good for you
➳ STATISTICS
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➳ SKILLS
Skill. Level.
this binch good at everything. over 9000.
❥ TRIVIAS & FACTS
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❥ KIRO
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- He is the one responsible for this mess. Sorry I mean blessing us with the presence of the All Mighty Bobbert. All hail Kiro we owe you our lives. |
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