about

Jon "Buzzbomb" Albert was born in Las Vegas, Nevada to a single mother, Cynthia Albert (nee Connolly). She married Gerald Albert when Buzzbomb was around 9 and had two more children, Karla Albert (9 years younger than Buzzbomb), and Jimmy Albert (11 years younger than Buzzbomb). Buzzbomb loved his mother, but hated his step-dad and step-siblings. Starting at age 14, he spent most of his time smoking with his friends, going to punk concerts, and later working in a variety of jobs (including but not limited to: amusement park employee, haunted house worker, mortician's apprentice, taxi driver, and most significantly, hot-rod racer). He tended to get in trouble with the law over the years for minor/petty offenses, but was never sent to juvie, jail, or prison. He entered a polyamorous relationship with four women around 1992. He was happy in the relationship until they broke up with him in mid October of 1995. After this, Buzzbomb had a depressive episode. He drank a ton of alcohol and ended up in a car police chase, which ended in him crashing his car into a gas station and dying on the spot.

Relationships

• Frankie Spex - Friend and "pseudo-sister"
• Kelly "Lab Rat" O'Connor - Friend and "psuedo-brother"
• Igor Petrov - Friend