oxycoccus

Some kind of mutated cartoon character. Has disproportionately long arms of different lengths. The longer arm has massive jagged claws. Number of fingers may vary(4-6 and so on).
Plays the sims 2 and spore and dissociates. Loves toys and collects all sorts of cool crap like gem stones, stickers and whatever it can get its hands on.
Has a tendency to act absurdly and break the fourth wall, cartoonishly immortal.
Sometimes the thing is annoying and you'll probably want to squeeze its neck to make it shut up, but mostly it just sits in its corner alone.
Occasionally wears clothes and accessories, silly hats are especially its favorite.