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a peppibot thats language settings got switched to french and never got fixed, now instead of being a robotic version of an italian stereotype, hes a french stereotype. frenchie is known for a lot of things, drinking wine despite being a robot, smoking despite being a robot, being a rude bitch, being a communist, and writing the worst slam poetry you've ever heard. frenchie is often seen alongside pepperman discussing their... "masterpieces." (peppermans paintings, and frenchies slam poetry!) none of the other peppibots like him too much, they usually just ignore him everytime he tries inciting a riot or revolution against pizzahead, their corporate overlord. at most he gets one or two bots to show up alongside him which doesn't amount to much.
frenchie is known to gossip and take advantage of peoples lack of understanding of the french language, especially pepperman, who only pretends to know his language to seem more distinguished. their friendship (romance?) flows perfectly despite the language barrier.
his main muse for his poetry is his relationship with society at large while being a cold unfeeling machine incapable of emotions, and what his purpose in life is due to that, mostly focusing on the capitalist hellscape side of the issue, seeing his "career" as a factory worker is basically slave labor.
frenchie is never seen without a cigarette in his claws, or somehow floating next to his mouth, which cant open. dont ask how he drinks or eats or smokes ok? just... just dont ask. i got nothin for ya. its the french in him.
a known patriot for France, despite never having gone there a single time, because he was assembled in a factory in the middle of nowhere in america. he just thinks he was made in france. please dont ruin it for him.
he/him, cis??? man??? i guess?? hes a robot he doesnt have an assigned gender, gay or bisexual i havent decided yet. a smidgen shorter than peppino which would make him around 5'4" in my headcanon! hes very top heavy, and his arms arent as thin as the other peppibots, if he was a human he'd be more muscled than fat! (but he still would have SOME chub cmon now, hes still a peppino!)
