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__________ORIGIN STORY__________
• POSTAL PERSON was born into a modest family
• never lived a day of strife
• for they found their way happily
• through this thing we call life
• and as pompous this poem may seem
• POSTAL PERSON all in all is just a meme
• "gotta go fast" is their catch phrase
• their father, the local town farmer
• he had: Strbwy & Ura, two cat strays
• yet the mail he just couldn't garner
• and so POSTAL PERSON was made
• not a daughter and not a son
• as it is said
• a pile of garbage was born POSTAL PERSON