Neil

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Neil Nelson 

Pronouns: he/him

Age: 27

Height: 5’8

Sexuality: demisexual bisexual

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- Sally’s coworker and bestie 

- I’ve been giggling about his name for 20 minutes

- gets called Neil Cicierega twice a day and Young Neil once a day

- just your average Joe beaten down by the pain of living under capitalism

- probably has mental illness 

- insomniac 

- Sally says he has an “uplifting personality” 

- but he’s the most depressed pessimistic mf ever

- do not ask him about his interests you will never hear the end of it

- kinda dumb but that’s okay 

- I love his stupid ass he’s so sillah

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Bro basically found a high paying job in a middle of nowhere mountain town where he has to babysit the towns cryptid population. Basically make sure the non-human creatures living in his apartment building don’t accidentally kill or break anything and make sure the government don’t find out. Due to being one of the few actual humans in his place of work he's often bewildered by just about everything that goes down there. He works with Sally who’s a silly shapeshifting entity from dimension numba 8. Shenanigans ensue. 

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