+[static]+

pronouns: he/him with a sprinkle of it/its

Static is a clown / toon mix with a red panda flair. Proper husbandry of a clown / toon mix is large amounts of slapstick comedy for environmental enrichment. Some people suggest that this is an unhealthy crossbreed as it does not have a breed standard but static has proven to be constantly sickly with many neurological conditions and therefore stands to be evidence that they were right, actually. The joke is mainly just a character going through typical cartoony violence with realistic or overdramatic consequences, basically. static needs it for his health though. there used to be statics in every universe ever, like a virus, but then they suffered Clown Neglect (peace) and started dropping like flies, and as such our static is the only one left. you can't let him die. we mustn't let him die. you need to kick him while he's down

Static is my fursona and is often used to depict me, but in a functional sense he is not I as a person. generally I cannot imagine static being art inclined but he is definitely up to no good and video. gaming