Vodka

Grumpy fucker

Vodka loves two things, being left alone and vodka

He is unreasonably angry at the world, but too done in to do anything about it

He hauls things for a living, a proper draft horse. He thinks horses should only have traditional jobs such as this, none of that humanlike stuff.
When he was younger he wanted to be a racehorse. Nowadays he just bets on them.

He hates children and the english

He is angry most of the time

His main weakness (except vodka) is fancy cakes. He loves a good bakery, get tae fuck with that greggs shite