KRISTOPHER SIMPLETON
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KRISTOPHER SIMPLETON
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Design
Notes
- his teeth are extremely sharp, hes got two extra rows of teeth too
- he wears platform shoes to be taller. lol
- you will never catch him without his makeup on. trust
- extremely scarred. so many burn marks and claw marks
Personality
Likes
shitty punk music
he loves bad religion, he considers limp bizkit punk music. he sucks.
baseball
one of his few huge strengths, he could kick anyones ass at baseball. he started when he was younger because he thought he looked cool with a bat.
video games
its like his whole thing. he goes crazy over fortnite. he uses the chun li skin and rages at everything.
his friends
its such a secret. he never tells them he actually likes being around them. hes horrible
Dislikes
OTHER CLOWNS
he thinks hes so original for being a clown. other clowns are stealing his thunder or whatever. he also thinks clown college is a huge waste of money. you gotta pay to be funny? lame ass.
GAY PEOPLE
hes gay as hell
"BORING" COLORS
like blacks and greys and shit. hes gotta have his stimulation. also if you wear all blacks he thinks youre lazy and have no style
MCDONALDS EMPLOYEES
or any minimum wage public service worker. he purposefully makes their lives worse. his goal is to make as many employees cry as possible
CAN YOU CLARIFY THIS MESS OF A BACKSTORY?
CAN YOU MAKE HIS BACKSTORY ANYMORE COMPLICATED, PLEASE?
yes of course. kris’ soul is essentially chopped in half, when he later joins a cult and becomes an inter-dimensional terrorist (lol), the cult leader wants to separate kris from the gods that ‘rightfully’ own his existence. the leader goes into the third dimension and cuts kris’ string of the timeline in half. since time is infinite and weird, this current version of kris sometimes knows what his future is, and sometimes has no idea. the only time hes aware is when his future self is traveling through time, and he forgets he was even aware as soon as the future self goes back to his timeline. wacky shit. theres more but this is supposed to be like 3 sentences lmao
CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THESE GODS..
lol okay so this takes place after he goes up to the gods n sells his soul n shit. aeryn and zypher, are sister gods. they were both born as humans, but were able to recycle their souls as gods, for various reasons. too complicated to get into here. since theyre sister gods, they are ‘linked.’ simply put, if they both agree, they can affect a timeline directly. since theyre able to change the timeline, that takes up a shitton of energy, so to avoid dying out, they are fueled by human guts. gross. they need humans on earth to eat human guts, which basically ‘feeds’ them, like an umbilical cord lol. kris is a patron because he was a dickhead and aeryn hates him. to be a patron she has to change his internal structure. which ill explain vv
ACID REFLEX ON STEROIDS.
kris’ body is severely fucked up, especially since aeryn hates him and isnt a genius on the human body. kris’ spit is extremely acidic, it affects everything around him except himself. to balance out the acidicness, he has to eat people, otherwise his organs will burn up inside him. gross! aeryn also makes him a bit animalistic. if he smells a copious amount of blood, hell go a bit wild, this is so he eats as much human as he possibly can. as a side note, kris is a ‘portal’ for the gods to enter earth. his body will turn inside out and reform itself into whichever god is trying to travel to earth, but as a huge glob of human guts. this doesnt happen often, like once ever lol. they dont like going to earth .
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Trivia
- he grows up and later becomes a multi-dimensional terrorist/cult leader.
- he goes dumpster diving for his hair dye, he actually became really good at color theory because he mixes dyes together to recreate his green.
- he really likes romcoms. "THE FUNNY ONES. LIKE MEAN GIRLS." in his words.
- he types in all caps. he has a homestuck au where he replaces all o's with a *.
Friends and co.
DAZZ CYRUS
real enemies to lovers. fun fact their ship name is krizz and shipping them together was originally a joke. theyre kind of awesome. its so sad. ultimate doomed yaoi (art by Kieran on toyhouse)
jade harley
yeah dawg the real jade harley. like from homestuck. except shes a scientist, theyre kind of awesome theyre so funny (art by nutzworth on instagram)
ALEjANDRA simpleton
yeah their last name sucks. its there for comedic purposes honestly. anyways. they really fucking hate each other but alejandra pities kris. she doesnt do anything to help ever because shell never forgive him but shes concerned from a distance. a really long distance