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A plastic flamingo lawn ornament that, inverse of a werewolf, transforms into a human at night.
Never seen without a drink in hand, tends to appear and disappear without warning
Somewhat of a trickster-type, but ultimately aims to aid others in their troubles. Laid-back, nonchalant, and impenetrably cryptic, Diego idly wades through life with no immediate goals in mind. But, it seems he’s looking for someone specific...
Fond of pool tables, shrimp, bowling, novelty shirts, and the beach.
