Beelzebub Rattier Morte

Hey, I’ze just a poor little street rat. No one wants to help mes. I shoulda known. *weeps* I’m just a sad and lonely guy, down on his luck. Somebody, please help mes, help a guy out.

(Hahahahaha dey totally bought it, suckas, I’m cashing in tonight, baby! Look’s like dey’ll help anybody, even a scammer like mes!)

Hey! Youse guys think I’ze a joikass? Take a look at da woild! Everyone is out for demselves, dey’re all evil, and suckas get scammed!