Occupation: None
Personality: Blondie's a mopey underdog. Things never seem to go his way and he's gotten pretty pessimistic as a result. Pretty skittish around situations that look like they might turn on him. Coward and will take off at the slightest sign of conflict. Often struggles with guilt
Physical Description: Nappy and curly hair and fur. Bacon, his snake tail, is a snow corn snake
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Details: Homeless kid. Nobody's really sure where he came from ▎Never takes the box off his head ▎The box has lots of little holes poked in it so he can see out, but people can't really see in ▎Doesn't talk much ▎Whatever happens to his tail will also happen to him. If Bacon gets poked in the eye, so will he. Also works vice versa ▎It Bacon eats anything, it'll go to Blondie's stomach, as they only have one between them ▎Feels kinda bad for his tail and pats it on the head sometimes, even though it makes him feel silly ▎He's often bullied by gangs and such, so it's not uncommon for there to be bruises all over him ▎Bacon will cry if Blondie does. He has tear ducts to allow this ▎Sunburns really bad and often (you'd think he was ginger) ▎Very agile. Good at jumping onto and climbing things ▎Frequents stealing soap and other sanitary products when he can. And sunscreen. Especially sunscreen ▎He'll go through people's trash and gardens, but also gets really guilty about it, so he tries to be super careful not to get caught ▎Got lice or fleas or something
Songs: • Normal song ❤ Ship song ♪ Just vibes ☊ Song character would listen to
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