Crevice

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CREVICE

 I LIVE INSIDE YOUR CHEST, I GROW LIKE A CANCER



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Age ???
Gender cis? male?
OCCUPATIONsorcery bloodhound
RACE human?

likes

PHYSICAL DEFORMITIES
SWEET REVENGE
SEXY TRASH
KINK SHIT
SCRABBLE

dislikes

BEING TRAPPED IN MAGIC CRYSTALS
MEN WITH BIG EGOS
VEGETABLES
ICY SURFACES AND COLD WINDS
CRITICISM

About

Crevice is a wizard of ill renown. He makes his keep through his keen sense of smell, which is able to sniff out magic and track down even the most elusive sorcerers. Its a lucrative business n he has no qualms  about bringing  ruin onto fellow magic users. May in fact have a  personal vendetta against a certain wizard(and his apprentices) hes  trying to track down, too. Was once imprisoned by said wizard for possibly hundreds of years and he hasn't exactly forgiven the guy for it.

Crevice is dangerous and hard to stand for extended periods of time, largely due to his intense misandry and frequent discussions of various violent acts he'd love to enact on both you and himself or you on him. Has great mastery of the scythe and the sickle, rarely resorting to showing his own magic to outsiders.

Personality

Incredibly  mean for no damn reason,  displays some INTENSE misandry, especially in  lieu of flirting like a  normal person. Most folks think the bloodhound lost his mind while trapped. Seems to be obsessed with both enforcing and criticizing social (male) gender roles in equal measure, making it impossible to really ever meet his standards. His other love is an inappropriate, excessively bondage-styled fashion sense. Tends to be pretty intrusive and overtly sexually masochistic, encouraging any threats that may come his way. According to himself, good natured and easy going. Is a pretty curious guy. An amiable sort of freak, if you're into that kind of thing.

Trivia



  • An ex-member of the mercenary group known as Sweet Boys, who despite the name are actually anything but. Ruthless, violently hierarchical, some would describe even as cult-like, this group is famed for not turning away a single job- nothing is too vile for the likes of the Sweet Boys. Crevice still bears a brand signifying him as a lifelong member of it, which spells doom for whoever makes an attempt on Crevice's life without the groups consent.
  • Likes to drive nails into himself as a fun pastime and to stimulate himself whenever things get too dull. Which is often.
  • Sleeps upside down like a bat.
  • Likes to write bite-sized poetry  that is very basic and bad.
  • Thinks hes clever n mysterious when he says everything like a question.
  • Makes a lot of his outfits out of trash. They're not the most durable, thus explaining the frequent wardrobe changes. And malfunctions.
  • Never grew much leg below the knees, the golden skeleton legs are actually enchanted fully articulated prosthetics.
  • Very Tall. Inhumanely so. A good 2.8 meters. Possibly a Libra. Gay.
  • Full of So Many Diseases. Hes a walking culture farm.
  • Cannibalism is ok.