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After astronauts took a chunk of The Moon back to Earth, they were shocked to discover it began to develop a consciousness! In an unprofessional midst of panic, they had left the rock on a poor, unsuspecting woman's doorstep. Thankfully for the little rock, she would take it in and place it on her windowsill in her collection of nature's items. That little rock is Pesto as we know him today! His mother, albiet very baffled, gladly took the baby rock in, naming it after her favorite sauce due to his green coloration.
He spent most of his childhood living with his mother; catching bugs, painting on the walls, watching early morning saturday cartoons, annoying his mom, hanging in trees, eating fruit.. typical little kid activities. Although he is technically a rock, his skin has the same texture as velvet or felt. Nowadays, he spends most of his time in the shady parts of town, running a more than sketchy psychic business. On the bright side, his tarot card readings are 20% off this upcoming summe--
