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i'm home, there's moonlight on the river, everybody dies.
i'm home, with moonlight on the river. saying my goodbyes.
SCAR. SCAR MY FRIEND THE GUY!!! I SEE TBIS GUY AND I GO "wow. wowzas! this guppy is like my bff!" AND THEN I CARTWHEEL AND EXPLODE!
NATA THE FRIEND THE SILLY EVER . the gloop I care so much about IM GONNA DO A CARTWHEEL AND EXPLODE
soo... let me get this straight. u want a big mac, a larg... boke? 6 piece... bhicken nugget.....??? and 3...bhocolate bhip bookies?
on blud that’s what i want! that’s it!
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.
We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in
Don't lock us away
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's, oh
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
You should have said to this place goodbye
It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in
Don't lock us away
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay
Five nights at Freddy's?
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's, oh
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Five Nights at Freddy's. The lore is extremely complex and deep, and without a open-minded grasp of scary elements most of the horror will go over a typical player's head. There's also the fact FNAF was conceived from the game creator's greatest failure, the uncanny graphics of his previous game, Chipper and Sons Limber Co, giving forth the impression that you can eat failure and shit out success. The fans appreciate this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly experience the terror of the gameplay elements, to realize that it's not just scary- they teach you about stress management and the horrors of having a minimum wage job. As a consequence, people who dislike Five Nights at Freddy's truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the depth in Golden Freddy's garbled FNAF 1 Night 5 quote "The Joy Of Creation" which itself is a reference to an excerpt from the book "Autobiography of a Yogi". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those ignorant fools scratching their heads in confusion as Scott Cawthon's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What idiots…how I pity them.
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