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He has the biggest, most embarrassingly gooey crush on Gourdon and as a result he doesn't know how to talk to her. He thinks she's the sweetest, prettiest, most hardworking person he's ever met and he just!! gets!! tongue-tied!! It's not his fault! And it doesn't help that everyone seems to tease him about her either.
She ain't hurting nobody if she just looks. He's nice to look at okay! Sue a girl. She doesn't really know much else about him aside from being the security guard and good with kids so she isn't in full-crush territory about him yet. She likes to be cordial with him as much as she's cordial with all their other co-workers but she does find it endearing that he gets so flustered and makes excuses to go somewhere else to cool down.