Dorian

evil gay administrative assistant.

exudes charm and charisma. very prissy. extremely vain, constantly feels the need to be the best looking one in the room. obsesses over his own appearance. has a super complex skincare routine. he freckles and sunburns extremely easily, and he's really meticulous on making sure his skin is perfect. tries to lighten his freckles for sure. he's insecure about his age and obsesses over looking youthful and pretty.

his default attitude is flirtatious. he knows he has a way with people, and has a knack for picking up on even the slightest hint that someone might be interested in him.

hangs out with a lot of straight white girls as their """gay best friend""" and generally mooches off of them for free drinks/food and subtly encourages them to self sabotage ("you should text your ex", etc.) or get in reality tv esque fights with each other. he lives for the drama and chaos.

very expressive, talks with his hands a lot.

was poor growing up. didn't have an exceptionally bad childhood, but it wasn't very good either. in his teenage to young adult life he flitted between one unhealthy relationship to the next until he got caught in a really bad one that lasted for nearly all of his adult life so far. he has a lot of deep-seated issues relating to his self worth, believing his only worth is his looks/body/etc. he seeks positive attention and validation through flirting and sex.

he finally got out of his long-term relationship and moved away. naturally he's still terrified of his ex, but he's trying to put all of that behind him. he's made himself out to be a lot higher class than he is. he likes to seem put together and fancy to hide the fact that he's... really not.

never had a job before his current one. luckily his boss is a weirdo and thought hiring a 35 year old man with no prior work experience was a fine idea.