Brevillion

"Hi my name is Brevillion and I love Weet-bix. It is my favorite food to consume specifically with my mouth. Every day I wake up get out a brick of Weet-bix and munch on it raw while reading my favorite book the Merriam-Webster Dictionary. After I scarf down this immaculate meal I head to work at Work Co where my job is to stare at a wall for about 8 hours to make sure it doesn't collapse in on itself. I then go home to count the bricks on my house to make sure nobody has stolen any, then I eat dinner, typically two pieces of plain toast because butter is too spicy. After a long day of tiring work I like to unwind by staring at my tax forms to remind myself of how good I am at filing my taxes. I then lie myself on the hard wooden floor to get a mediocre night of sleep."