Captain Moebius's Links
"Hot if you can get her to go down on both knees for you. And if she loses the tie? Nnf~"
"Perhaps the only soul I've ever met who has scratched 'keeping alive' from their list of priorities."
"Awwh, look at that sweet face! She's too cute not to pet and pinch and squeeze all over!"
"I don't know what she wants from me... and I don't know what the Captain sees in her. I wish she'd stop making such a mess of things around here."