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I've got your favourite drink here for you for when you finish this next battle.
I probably shouldn't get drunk on the job, though... But I'll save it for later!
Now now, be nice.
You and dad and now, even your husband, are all government snitches. Booooooooo. Boooooo.
His days of battling are long over, but he isn't letting that stop him from living his best life.
Your father was quite the Gym Leader, how has he been over these past few years?
Now now, let's remember to treat all our guests with respect.
[Mumbling] If only I could spit on that stupid asshole customer's food...
It's best if you keep a schedule, not everyone is going to be as patient as I am.
I'll be back by 9!... 10. 11? ...Okay, maybe nevermind an exact time.
Best to keep your Pokémon in tip top shape, so that way you can defeat anyone in your path!
I'd prefer not to train todaaaay... I'd rather take another 16 hour naaaap... Other people are so easy and boring...