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They're the only one who truly knows what I'm about. They might seem like a bastard, but they've got a good heart. Can you believe we're married?
Ah, my beloved fucker... not gonna get into detail, but... long story short, I wouldn't trade their dumb ass for the world...
That's my kid. I'm proud of how far she's come. A far cry from that torn up girl Mint and I met in the pouring rain in the dead of night.
Y'know how some parents will tell you to stop drinking so much soda 'cause it's bad for your teeth or whatever? Imagine the exact opposite of that. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and my glass of water has been swapped for a can of Coke. We don't even fuckin' live together.