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You see a set of pink goo-stained notes, so you pick them up and begin reading.
A small bunny-like alien, though to a trained eye you may notice that it's closer to the shape of a red panda. It has a constant drip of drool coming from the right side of it's mouth. Only the left side, for reasons even the best scientists can't fathom. Locals say, "It drips only from the right because it feels right."* It is friendly and responded well to being pet and picked up by our researchers. But be wary, because it is also very jumpy and might slap you in the face with it's ears. It's tail appears to float behind it, attached only through what is speculated to be a special anti-gravity field surrounding it's rear end. The tail is suspended only through this gravity and has no solid shape of it's own when taken outside of the special field, but with grow back after a few weeks.** It is said by locals that this triangular tail is made up of it's sweat, which beads off it's water-resistant body and joins the rest of the tail.
Locals have refered to it as "Gupp Gupp Guppity Gupp", which loosely translates to "Very Jumpy Jumpster", but is affectionately refered to as "Guppity", "Guppy", or "Gupster" by others. This name is expressed in the way it hops up and down to get rids of excess energy due it's sugar-rich diet. Despite this, it is not recommended to feed it pure sugar***, as it will find this overwhelming, and may cause chaos in towns by hopping around so much that it knocks people, places, and things over.
* Note, unfortunately, pun does not translate in their language. May get offended if you laugh.
** Please do not ask how this was found out.
*** Again. Don't ask.
