Devin

Hey there! How ya doin folks? I see a lot of couples in the audience tonight. Let me tell ya boys, you chose a bad place to have a date. They say women like a man who can make em laugh... Guess I'm getting lucky tonight, eh? *cricket chirps* ... Okay... you know, I'll give you guys a handicap, because the first thing I want to talk about tonight is women. Last week I was at the grocery store and I stopped in the produce to pick up a few things, and I saw this woman there holding two giant watermelons. And man, those melons were huge... they were bigger than the ones in her hands! *cricket chirps* Okay guys. I know. I'm a zombie. Can you please stop staring at my entrails, They aren't the ones telling the jokes. Eyes up here, please.... man... now I know how that lady felt when she caught me staring... Come on everyone, I'm just trying to make a living here. What do you want me to do? Play double dutch with my large intestine? *cheers* ... *sigh* Well... here we go... Devin "Gutbuster" Wulff is a stand up comedian just trying to make his mark in the world of comedy... of course dying was certainly a kink in that plan.