August fucking sucks

He's an Australian asshole who grew up in Remnant. Personality wise, he's a cocky prick who views himself as a god compared to others due to his narcasissim. He's a piece of shit who pretends to be a good father but is a literal dirtbag. He's a good husvband but he's still a piece of shit and i want him DEAD always. he IS dead so thats good but still. He's confident in himself, balding, and a bottom.

August was born to a family with his two loving parents and his little sister, Amelie. At the age of 18, he was turned Immortal in a ceremony done by his idol, Deliah Swallowtail. At some point in his life, he had to kill his parents due to them becoming zombies, which forever changed how the man was. He was no longer the dorky teenager who had an obsession with science, but a colder, more calculating man who didn't talk often. He stayed kind to his sister, but he was- fairly shut off after that from most emotions.

Bro somehow got bitches??? Well he was the bitch so ig not. His wife and him had two kids, Dust and the other one. He hates both of those fuckers cause one they caused his wife issues and two they're kinda ugly. He was killed by Dust after Amy tried to fucking murder that kid and was dead for a long ass while before waking up, bullying kids, and finally being murdered by Ashley. He will spend the rest of eternity in hell where he has to pledge to the queen who is alkso there

• He needs glasses cause he is blind
• used to play the digereedoo to get his kids to sleep
• has a profecienecie in eating cigarette butts off of the ihop sidewalk

• he is balding so he combs his hair over
• he has a lot of liver spots
• kinda buff but also has arthritis and is ugly so :/