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Dylan. I want my office to be spotless by the time I get back here. I want every surface dusted and cleaned from top to bottom. I want all my drinks restocked too. I also ordered a few more of my... ahem.... special magazines for you to place on my magazine rack (DO NOT LOOK THROUGH THEM, THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU). They should be left at my door. If not, they may be upfront, but I'd still place a call to the postal office just in case. Mopping the floors shouldn't even be called into question, and OF COURSE, I'd want my window to be cleaned. Oh, and if I wasn't clear enough DO NOT look through ANY of my drawers, DO NOT play my music, and DON'T read any of my books. Ah, and keep in mind that I DO keep count of everything, so if I see anything that just so happens to be misplaced, well... You'll know what's coming to you.
Ms. Hertz? Oh yeah, I'm very well acquainted with her. Quite a burst of energy that one. Gotta say I do admire her work ethic. I believe she may be one of the few cogs that actually stand a chance around here. Heh, well, obviously not as much as I. Yes, yes, I would say we are quite close... though I wouldn't really consider her much as a friend. I, Weaselton Werdly, have no time for "friends".
Hm… Mr. Werdly is a close acquaintance of mine, and I guess I could consider him somewhat of a… friend. Maybe if he got a grip of his little “outbursts” I’d be more enthusiastic to admit that.