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I'd totally prank this guy but uhh, I haven't thought of anything, yeah... IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF HIM SHUT UP.
Potentially bothersome but not quite to the same degree as Twister. But I think that handshake I gave him should set some clear boundaries.
Oh wow, this dude looks so baller! I could learn a lot from this rough-&-tough punk. Sidecast won't know what him 'em!
Seems annoying, but always keeps his distance. At least he's smart enough to know when he won't survive a crossing against yours truly!
My next victim, MWUAHAHAHA!!! Maybe I'll start light, like putting one ice cube in her glass instead of two! Best prank ever!
Super dorky but he keeps giving me weird looks? Buzz off dude I have twice as much clout as you!
YO IT'S MY LIL' SIS! She's as cute as a button and she's got those super dorky glasses. I'd totally mess with her but that just seems too mean y'know?
My older brother! He's such a handful, always trying to prank anyone with a pulse... You'd think after getting crumpled up by Sidecast so many times he'd learn a lesson eventually, but I guess not.
YOU!!! I always make sure he knows I'm around, I will NOT let him win a Clam Blitz game against me AND I'LL HAVE THE WORLD KNOW IT TOO! BRING IT ON YOU JOLLY GREEN GIANT I AIN'T AFRAID OF YA!
There is possibly no person who annoys me more than Flex. He always like picking a fight outside of Clam Blitz matches but he gets sorely bruised up every time. But he really excels in Clam Blitz, not that it's a struggle shooting down his reckless Power Clam throws! It's actually kind of fun trying to squish that rat, Afro should try it sometime!
I LOVE THIS DUDE'S FOOD!!! I can scarf down a whole Cohozuna in one go! Kinda wish they were even BIGGER though...
… Impressive eating rate. Maybe we should set up competitions one day, for the… Coho-burger lovers.
Oh WOW this dude's tall! Really good at the foo-makin' stuff too! If he's anything like Sidecast though, it'll be a real hoot to mess with him though! Maybe I'll ask him for an Octocommander just to catch him off-guard, HEHEHEHEH!!!!
Ooh, she seems tough! Her Squiffer is kinda INSANE but I still like zipping all around her. It ALWAYS works, trust trust.
A fun target to try and hit. Brushes always are.
This dude’s a total FREAK! Get your nasty hands off me and my ink! His HUGE friend needs to buzz off too for that matter…
… Definitely an improvement from his sister, in terms of fighting back … But that’s what I have Muscat for!~ I wonder if his and his sister’s ink is different at all. I need to mix ‘em.
Who IS this guy? And why does he have to be friends with that little gremlin of a thief? Leave me alone already, my ink's only cool on MY body!
Anoooooyyyyyyyiiing. Hasn’t anybody told you what not fighting back meansss? Reminds me of Waaagyu.. just even more annoying… SOMEhow.
WOAH!! This dude is totally rad, he's like if my lil' sis was just like me, but also being a brother! Literally the most perfect guy ever!!
THIS DUDE IS SO COOL!!! I see him teasing this Hundun guy all the time, and it's so funny to see him yell back! It's like me and Sidecast, but with less of all that, "slammed into the ground at Mach 5", business. But I totally gotta show him all the pranks I'm cooking up, MWAHAHAHA!!!
Now THIS is a dude I can rock with! We're actually so alike it's really awesome. He's a BEAST in those Salmon Run shifts, always gunning straight for the bosses! I like to do the same thing but the way he does it is AWESOME!! I should ask if he does parkour...
Now THIS guy is something else! Dualies are all about get up in your face, and that's just where I like to be too! I've ran into 'em a few time and we practically crash into each-other! I'm not too worried about concussions or anything, at least I don't think I should be. What am I gonna do, break a bone? As if I had any!
THIS DUDE KNOWS WHAT'S UP! He knows ALL the cool tricks, I'm pretty sure I saw him pull a quadruple ollie once! Imagine what moves he could pull in Clam Blitz, we'd be unstoppable! Maybe I could let him in on some of my pranks, just MAYBE...
This guys like that other surfcurl guy but also a lot like me! One time we were both wearing our glasses and totally ran into each other head-on, hahaha! I bet I could get him to do some parkour with me one day, he'd totally kill it!
Uhhhhh..... I think I've seen him before? Maybe? He seems kinda boring though, I dunno. Yeah, like Sidecast but with no personality. And also not as tall, haha!
I've seen this guy running up walls like nothing! The kid's got some crazy athletics, it makes me wonder if he ever uses time to just settle down and relax. Couldn't be me!