Bryson

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Created
5 years, 9 months ago
Creator
odvunir
Favorites
10

Basic Info


Base Price

$65

Full Name

Bryson B. Caulderin

Age

22

Species

Dragon-Tiger hybrid

Gender

He/Him

Sexually

Himself???

Profession

Swordsman

Birthday

July 21st

Elemental Breath

Water (Scalding)

Profile


Mentally incapable of being attracted to anyone that isn't himself, Bryson flaunts what he's got, and flaunts it enough to come off as overly obnoxious, and if he could clone himself just to fuck himself, he would.  He's narcissistic to the core and socially stupid to boot. What he lacks in brain power, he has in brawn. When he's angry, he takes it out on anyone unlucky enough to be nearby, and usually leaves the clean up to (Itch), his longtime mentor and caregiver.

Mentored in the ways of the sword at age 9 by (Itch), Bryson's skill in swordsmanship happens to be one of the best around, and he knows it. 

He's a water-based dragon who can spew boiling hot water like a fucking geyser. 

Fighting Notes:

  • Really dirty fighter
  • Uses power, experience, and brute strength to his advantage 
  • Throws dirt in your face
  • Gets up in his opponent's face, giving them no room to swing
  • Trips his opponent
  • Aims for the hands as a fake-out tactic
  • Uses brute force to knock the sword out of his opponent's hands
  • Will attempt to slam his body into the opponent, just to get them to fall over

Stupid (But totally important) side notes:

  • Has fucked himself with a broom handle once in his life, and regretted it
  • Owns a plethora of dildos (to fuck himself with)
  • Has he tried to suck his own dick? Take a wild guess
  • Is his dick 9 inches??? Maybe
  • Does not know what low self-esteem is and therefore cannot comprehend people who have it
  • Does not know how to sympathize with people, and lacks the want to do so
  • Too dense to understand when someone is trying to come on to him (thinks they're praising him, and that's it)
  • He thinks he's pan, but actually, he has no idea
  • The literal definition of a White Boy
  • Has (Itch) polishing his scales and grooming his fur on a weekly basis
  • Was THE fattest and fluffiest toddler
  • His body is two layers; pure muscle with a top layer of fat
  • Built like a god damn brick house