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I paid her to live in my attic. As a joke. But she keeps on paying and it’d been, like, weirdly good for me??? They took away my grants. Fuck the IRS. Oh, and she sucks! No one likes her! I programmed Jeremy Bees SPECIFICALLY to play Disney music at max volume so she’d stop being able to make videos on her Tik Tok. Bro’s only gotten up to a 100 subscribes. L!!!
I’M ALLERGIC TO BEES BUT I KEEP GETTING VIEWS WHEN HE SHOWS UP IN MY VIDEOS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE WEAKNESS OF YOUR BODY IS FEEBLE.
ALLERGY TO BEES IS FOOLISH. YOU MUST BECOME STRONGER THAN YOUR ELECTRONIC FEMALE FORM AND DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES.
SUCH AS ALLERGIES.
AND SUBPAR SPONSORSHIPS.
Nonononooooo you don’t understand, it’s Tik TOK not “tic tac”it’s this really cool app that you should totally get and watch me on and give me views an- You know what? You can be in a video! Yeah! Yeah you can be in a video, we can do a neat little dance to this one song about “Tracer” you’d totally love it!
What Tic Tac? You no able post videos on Tic Tac, is mint, no technologi! Melody confuse me greatly.
COME ON IT’S NO ACTUALLY GOING TO BE REAL IT’LL BE FINE I’LL PAY YOU!!! I’LL PAY YOU. PLEASE. PLEASE I NEED THIS I HAVEN’T BROKEN A HUNDRED VIEWS IN A WEEK I’M GOING TO GO BROKE PLEASE. I BEG YOU.
NO. I'M NOT TATTOOING "SLUT" ON YOUR FOREHEAD FOR CLICKS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM.