Roscoe

Species: Dialga

Pronouns: they/them

Occupation: time-warping immortal, manager and agent for a band of goobers

Physical Description 

• Tall and generally imposing
  • Definitely taller than Cam
• Usually wearing suits, though said suits are usually more exciting than you'd expect
  • Pinstripes are their favorite
• Keeps their hair and general appearance neatly trimmed and professional
• Has an excellent mustache, though they're annoyed when people decide the stache's presence means they should use he/him pronouns for Roscoe
• Generally has a serious, glaring look about them at all times
• Carries a sparkly handkerchief so they don't look too serious

Personality 

• Hasty by nature
• No-nonsense when it comes to business matters, though they do have a sense of humor (which their band loves to exploit)
• Very proper, stickler for etiquette (whenever people aren't onstage playing their wild band personas of course)
• Happy to talk and give advice when it's requested, but doesn't start telling people how they should be handling their problems when it's not wanted
• Soft-spoken, experienced, sophisticated
• Strong-willed, won't back down from something easily

Likes 

• Sweets, especially cookies
  • Their greatest weaknesses are shortbread and Lotus Biscoff cookies, though they might kill for a Thin Mint
• Local fairs and festivals
• Formal-cut clothing made from wild fabrics
• Trimming their facial hair into the ultimate badass 'stache
  • They waffle between walrus and horseshoe on their quest for their favorite style, though they've been known to go for the gunslinger look more than once

Dislikes 

• Stuffy formal events
  • There's a reason they prefer to hang out with a bunch of rowdy band goobers
• Scuffs on their nice shoes
• Ironing
  • It's just the worst, but it must be done
• When they find the perfect tie but it's too short or some bullshit

Personal Info 

• Married to Cam
• Voted Most Likely to Sit in a Velvet Armchair Wearing a Robe, Smoking a Pipe, and Resting Their Feet on a Bear Rug by a Fire
• Tells great stories when they can be prodded into talking about themselves
• Pretty masculine in appearance and mannerisms, but doesn't consider themselves male
• Smells faintly of vanilla
• Can control time.  That's just a thing they can do.  Dialga, remember?
  • They have a diamond-encrusted pocketwatch that seems to have something to do with it

Date of Creation / Adoption: February 24, 2009

Other Notes: Based on the first Legendary Pokémon I ever caught!  With the Master Ball, of course.