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sucks at his job, mfing loser man i love
"W-WHAT IS IT THIS TIME!!??" Any extremely weird entity. His job is to act as a salesman between humans and entities. When spotting him, you have a 30/70 chance of it being a safe encounter or a dangerous one. He tends to bring bad luck wherever he goes, which his name is fittingly appropriate for since he's not safe from himself either. He's not good at his job by any means, it's honestly a miracle he ever sells anything.
If you do encounter him and it's safe, then you should definitely take a look at his wares. He has some extremely invaluable items in his briefcase that could help tremendously in your travels through the other planes. He accepts payments of any kind, just as long as it's the same value as the item you're trading for. You may offer multiple items that can equate to the items value. You can't fool him though as his briefcase acts as a defraud detector, if found out, you will promptly be eaten alive by the suitcase.