“Yes, she is taking the kids… yes, I promise you I’ve exhausted every option… no, you cannot- ah nevermind.”
A tired divorce laywer, ready to help in breaking ties with someone  you thought you’d spend eternity with. They carry a pair of scissors,  that strangely helps their clients get over their former partners, as  though it cut the string of fate… On this fateful lovers’ day, be wise  and sign a prenup. They’re begging you.