Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

(Stolen, it’s mines now) #10

I wish u were my big toe, so I can bang u over the coffee table

(LMAO THIS IS MINES NOW) #9

Oh ouch that must have hurt… when you fell from heaven 😌 (the cheesiest 😂)

(I actually crawled from-) #8

Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart [😔😔😭]

(Actually I am 😈) #7

Hey there! Congrats !! You Have won this silly little raffle !


your shoes must be falling apart, cause youve been runnin through my mind all day :]

(This is my new pick up line now) #6

Are you a construction worker? Because you are building

Don't be racist, I am a building.

(I’m the best) #5

Are you a lamp?

Because you light up my world <3

(Big moth energy‼️) #4

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. You should give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

ERRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM

(2➕2‼️) #3

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(I only know 4 numbers in mines ) #2

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe! (😭😭😭)

(AS A CHEM STUDENT IM LOVIN IT) #1