Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
(Stolen, it’s mines now) #10
I wish u were my big toe, so I can bang u over the coffee table
(LMAO THIS IS MINES NOW) #9
Oh ouch that must have hurt… when you fell from heaven 😌 (the cheesiest 😂)
(I actually crawled from-) #8
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart [😔😔😭]
(Actually I am 😈) #7
Hey there! Congrats !! You Have won this silly little raffle !
your shoes must be falling apart, cause youve been runnin through my mind all day :]
(This is my new pick up line now) #6
Are you a construction worker? Because you are building
Don't be racist, I am a building.
(I’m the best) #5
Are you a lamp?
Because you light up my world <3
(Big moth energy‼️) #4
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. You should give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
ERRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM
(2➕2‼️) #3
(I only know 4 numbers in mines ) #2
(AS A CHEM STUDENT IM LOVIN IT) #1
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