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Hey. Hey. Hey. You got something on your face, man. Right... about... there. [She points at his frown.]
Cut that sh—[ Xe slaps her hand away ] My face just looks like this.
Love, huh? That's pretty cute. Is it, like... real? Or are you just trying to butter up the audience? Heh. No shame if you are, but don't think I'm going down that easy.
Excuse me? Of course it's real. I couldn't give less of a shit about what anyone here thinks.
So... you guys got a secret stash of wine or something around here? Your girl's doing her best to be all loose and fun for the cameras and whatever, but they're making me a biiiiiiit nervous.
We've got shedloads of wine, Miss, but save some for the staff too... I like a bit of red myself.
You know, you don't really strike me as a detective. I kinda thought that being emo was just, like... a part of the job. Seems like pretty shitty work. Hah! No offense.
Wh- I- Ah- I AM NOT *EMO!* What gave you that assertion?! And for your information, we detectives must remain unassuming! It is tough work, yes, but I will only give you that. Hmph!
You're the cameraguy, eh? Is there really just one of you? Kinda expected, like, a whole crew for a reality show. Hope you're good at your job, at least. Hah!
I like to think I am pretty good. Maybe they got me for my looks, though?
Heyyyyyyyy, nice to meet you. You're the competition, yeah? Not sure how friendly we'll be once the game starts, so might as well be nice now. Hah! So, where's your boyfriend? I'd love to meet him too.
Haha, nice one! I've got a girlfriend at the moment, though, not a boyfriend! #BISEXUAL
Do you wear those glasses everywhere? It's not like they're doing much for you when you're not on a bike, you know.
Yes, I do! 😒 They do a lot for me by making me /look cool/. Thank you for noticing…
So... music, huh. That's cool. As long as it's not, like... all those sad boys with ukeleles that just sing about girls who never liked them. Can't stand that stuff. Ha! No offense, if that case is for a really big uke.